Loyal Hoes - funny excavating hats - NSFW(ish) - probably offensive

🧢 Loyal Hoes – Excavating Hats for the Dirty-Minded & Dirt-Movers

Whether you’re breaking ground or breaking hearts, this hat’s for the real ones who know their way around a backhoe and a bad joke. Featuring bold embroidery that proudly declares your allegiance to the hardest-working hoes in the business (yes, excavators, keep up), this cap is equal parts construction chic and NSFW(ish) sass.

Perfect for:

• Operators who dig deep and don’t apologize for it
• Foremen with filthy minds and flawless technique
• Anyone who’s ever said “I run hoes” and meant it professionally… mostly


Warning: May cause double takes, side-eyes, and spontaneous laughter on job sites. Not recommended for HR meetings unless your HR rep also runs heavy equipment.